Чтобы жить и быть счастливым, нужно всего две вещи. Во первых - жить, а во вторых - быть счастливым.
“Worse,” Koki breathes into the phone. “Much worse.”
“What could be worse than SCURVY?” Jin asks, now paying full attention to the man on the other end of the line, realizing the gravity of the situation.
“He can’t…get it up,” Koki says, uncomfortably.
Jin is confused. “Get what up?”
Koki groans. “Let’s just say no matter how many Queens he sees, his little Pirate is still flying at half mast.”
Jin can feel his eyes crossing. “Sorry, I don’t get it.”
“Little Kame won’t be breaking any records,” Koki snickers into the phone. “Kame’s had a month of wishing for No More Pain. He just wants to Change ur World, but he can’t rev his Ultimate Wheels! Nothing is Going! Kame just wants to Keep the Faith, but he can’t even Love Himself!”
Jin can hear Taguchi chortling in the background, and he can almost visualize the expression of despair that must be gracing Ueda’s face.
Jin is staring blankly at the wall, wondering why Koki is reading off some kind of strange set-list, and trying valiantly to connect it to what could possibly be wrong with Kame. “Koki, tell it to me straight,” Jin say, taking a shot of tequila.
“We need your help, Dr. Lovejuice,” Koki says, finally, “because Kamenashi Kazuya has broken his penis.”
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BRILLIANT
“What could be worse than SCURVY?” Jin asks, now paying full attention to the man on the other end of the line, realizing the gravity of the situation.
“He can’t…get it up,” Koki says, uncomfortably.
Jin is confused. “Get what up?”
Koki groans. “Let’s just say no matter how many Queens he sees, his little Pirate is still flying at half mast.”
Jin can feel his eyes crossing. “Sorry, I don’t get it.”
“Little Kame won’t be breaking any records,” Koki snickers into the phone. “Kame’s had a month of wishing for No More Pain. He just wants to Change ur World, but he can’t rev his Ultimate Wheels! Nothing is Going! Kame just wants to Keep the Faith, but he can’t even Love Himself!”
Jin can hear Taguchi chortling in the background, and he can almost visualize the expression of despair that must be gracing Ueda’s face.
Jin is staring blankly at the wall, wondering why Koki is reading off some kind of strange set-list, and trying valiantly to connect it to what could possibly be wrong with Kame. “Koki, tell it to me straight,” Jin say, taking a shot of tequila.
“We need your help, Dr. Lovejuice,” Koki says, finally, “because Kamenashi Kazuya has broken his penis.”
(c) maayacola, "Dr. Love Juice".
BRILLIANT